Alex Riley Quotes

Oh my god! Would you shut the front door already?! Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. Whatchu think you fancy, huh? Look, uh, sweetheart, I don't speak Gucci or anything, but I'll give it my best shot.

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

I'm not afraid of a party!

Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?

You can't say the secret word!

I thought that was fantastic. We were working on that the other night, actually.

You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!

Oh my god will you shut the front door already!

Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much.

He's a tremendous human being - and that's on top of all of his talent. It's about the way he handles things and the way he approaches matches; he studies, he prepares and he takes advantage of opportunities when he needs to.

The Miz can out brawl Randy Orton. Out wrestle him, out shine him, out smart him and out class him.

Whether you like it or not, this man is the future of the WWE and I really wouldn't talk to him like that. Because he is The Miz and he is awesome.

I'll take care of this. All you had to do was ask.

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!

Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!

And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!

We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde.

Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.

I love The Miz. His approach to his job is second to none; it's extremely important to him that he prepares on a daily basis. I travel with him and from the moment he gets up to the moment he goes to bed it's all WWE, all sports entertainment. He keeps his body in shape and he is a true champion in the ring and out. He's a great representative of the company and I'm learning a lot from him, not only on TV but outside as well.

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.

I do everything The Miz needs me to do. I make sure everything goes smoothly. If I can get involved in the match when the referee is not looking. You know, we have to keep the title!