1.
I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.
Woody Allen
2.
Psychoanalysis pretends to investigate the Unconscious. The Unconscious by definition is what you are not conscious of. But the Analysts already know what's in it - they should, because they put it all in beforehand.
Saul Bellow
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Many psychoanalysts refused to let me speak at their meetings. They were exceptionally vigorous because I had previously been an analyst and they were very angry at my flying the coop.
Albert Ellis
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Analysts keep having to pick away at the scab that the patient tries to form between himself and the analyst to cover over his wounds. The analyst keeps the surface raw, so that the wound will heal properly.
Janet Malcolm
5.
My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.
Woody Allen
6.
I thought of the analyst Winnicott's observation: 'It is a joy to be hidden but disaster not to be found'.
Susie Orbach
7.
You can no longer buy commodities at Merrill Lynch. My guess is many analysts and even executives are too young to know how profitable a hot commodities market can be. They will soon.
Jim Rogers
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Lovers, of course, are notoriously frantic epistemologists, second only to paranoiacs (and analysts) as readers of signs and wonders.
Adam Phillips
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This message (that attempting to beat the market is futile) can never be sold on Wall Street because it is in effect telling stock analysts to drop dead.
Paul Samuelson
10.
I’m not a conspiracy theorist - I’m a conspiracy analyst.
Gore Vidal
11.
Eponymous brands aren't that popular with analysts and investors now. You can only take an eponymous brand with a living figurehead so far, they argue. What happens when they grow old and die? What happens when they misbehave and go seriously off-brand?
Peter York
12.
Analysts recommendations may not produce good results. In part this is due to the pressure placed on these analysts to recommend frequently rather than wisely.
Seth Klarman
13.
When even the analysts are bored, it's time to start buying.
Peter Lynch
14.
Why do analysts always answer a question with a question?
Erica Jong
15.
The value of the security analyst to the investor depends largely on the investor's own attitude. If the investor asks the analyst the right questions, he is likely to get the right or at least valuable answers.
Benjamin Graham
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When I work a game as an analyst, all I do is look at the game like a coach.
Lou Holtz
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As her analyst had told her: the deeper buried the distress, the further into the body it went. The digestive system was about as far as it could go to hide.
Richard Matheson
18.
They don't take eyeballs at the bank. Those who value stocks by eyeballs should go be ophthalmologists, not stock analysts. There is no cyberworld where reach trumps profits.
Jim Cramer
19.
In Hollywood, not to have an analyst is virtually an admission of failure.
Amy Vanderbilt
20.
This is what analysts have calculated. It's a number that's out there and we're not arguing with it.
David Edward Kirk
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A number of analysts have observed that although bin Laden was finally killed, he won some major successes in his war against the U.S.
Noam Chomsky
22.
If you get depressed, you can be stuck for months; if you have an analyst, you at least have a chance of getting out of it faster.
Hanif Kureishi
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The practising Bayesian is well advised to become friends with as many numerical analysts as possible.
Jim Berger
25.
I actually love technology. I worked for 18 years as systems analyst in technology.
Daniel Suarez
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There is a social injunction implied in the positivist and analyst methods. This social axiom is that :;:;:;:;:;:; We OUGHT to act in such a way that what IS true can be verified to be so.
Jacob Bronowski
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The neurotic would like to trust his analyst - if only because he's paying him so much money. But he can't - because if the analyst really cared, he'd be doing it for nothing.
Mignon McLaughlin
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It's easy to get armchair analysts to talk, but to get people on the inside to talk is very, very hard.
Alex Gibney
29.
Never expect anybody - except possibly your analyst - to be as thrilled about your sex life as you are.
Helen Gurley Brown
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Financial analysts make a lot more than accountants.
Warren Farrell
32.
Analysts have always been overly optimistic.
David Dreman
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The analyst's psyche operates as a kind of... something to hold on to while somebody's going through therapy, if they're deconstructing their own psyche, if that's cracking up in some way, or dissolving.
Susie Orbach
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I'm old-fashioned, a storyteller. I'm not an analyst and I'm not an intellectual.
John Irving