Appendix Quotes

Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

Everything before Jesus is preface. Everything after Jesus is appendix. Jesus is the story.

I am a brain, Watson. The rest of me is a mere appendix.

I was quite thin, and I didn't have to worry until I had my appendix out and a mysterious metabolic change occurred.

I'm sure we're going to find out one day that the brain is as worthless as the appendix.