1.
Never have I had such assistants to disrobe me, and never have I put off my clothes before such a company
Mary, Queen of Scots
2.
The physician is only nature's assistant.
Galen
3.
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tommy Cooper
4.
If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.
Daryl Hall
5.
Wherever my work may take me in the near future even if you should see me one day within the fortress - you can always count on me as your reliable assistant.
Hjalmar Schacht
6.
I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.
Rachel Caine
7.
I must have assistants who will solve their own problems and tell me later what they've done.
George C. Marshall
8.
But then, so far as I know, I am the only performer who ever pledged his assistants to secrecy, honor and allegiance under a notarial oath.
Harry Houdini
9.
We are but the instruments or assistants, by whom God works.
Martin Luther
10.
I was raised in a Bronx public housing project, but studied at two of the nation's finest universities. I did work as an assistant district attorney, prosecuting violent crimes that devastate our communities.
Sonia Sotomayor
11.
Coach Graham rode you pretty hard, didn't he?" he said. I could barely muster a "yeah." That's a good thing," the assistant told me. When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, it means they've given up on you.
Randy Pausch
12.
Well, I guess that early 12 string. The first Martin I bought. I bought it around 1957 with money I earned as a janitor assistant. I bought brand new. I still have that.
Roger McGuinn
13.
I could do nothing without my problems; they toughen my mind. In fact, I tell my assistants not to bring me their successes for they weaken me, but rather to bring me their problems, for they strengthen me.
Charles Kettering
14.
I don't believe that your phone should be an assistant.
Andy Rubin
15.
I was an assistant once. I worked for Rob Reiner and his family. I did sign a confidentiality agreement, though.
Cheryl Hines
16.
Is Jesus a Saviour who saves you, or is he an assistant who helps you save yourself?
Darrin Patrick
17.
If you want to drop off the face of the earth, just be an assistant coach.
Bob Griese
19.
I have a very normal life. I go to the grocery store, I go to Target. I don't have an assistant, I don't have an entourage.
Angela Kinsey
20.
I've been an assistant for seven years now and I haven't had one head coaching interview. I'm doing something wrong.
Patrick Ewing
21.
I hate the word assistant. No one works for me. I work with everyone because I couldn't do anything without the people that I work with.
Sandra Bullock
22.
I like to disappear in my roles because I don't have an assistant.
Taraji P. Henson
23.
In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.
Andy Rooney
24.
The presence of irony does not necessarily mean that the earnestness is excluded. Only assistant professors assume that.
Soren Kierkegaard
25.
The only episode which was completely my idea was for Mitch Pileggi, the actor who portrays Skinner, the Assistant Director of the FBI. He appears often in the series, but only for a few scenes. You know virtually nothing about him. I wanted him to have an episode that was his alone, so I wrote Avatar for him. He even has a scene that's pretty . . . hot [knowing smile]. He was very happy.
David Duchovny
26.
Analyzin' miss clairol, fendi'd down mascara on, assistant manager in paragon
Raekwon
27.
My ideas for the next collection always happen a couple of months before the show. I have learned to shut up and not bother my assistants with it.
Raf Simons
28.
Even someone as lowly as an assistant U.S. attorney has to undergo a background check, and you're asked a series of very invasive questions, and you're expected to tell the truth and they're under penalty of perjury. And you're asked those questions so you can't be blackmailed or extorted.
Trey Gowdy
29.
My assistants generally do all the flowers and all of the decorative work. I concentrate on the figure.
Kehinde Wiley
31.
I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling! It's like a Tetris game.
Neil Patrick Harris
32.
Somebody else does the rigor and then I listen. I have an assistant, and my manager, and other people who hunt and find and send it to me, and then I just figure out which ones I can do justice to.
Joan Baez
33.
Each investigation team has a lawyer attached to it and there was a lawyer attached to me and my assistant.
Tony Greig
34.
The least-crowded channel for meeting high profile bloggers is in person. Email is the most difficult, the most crowded... I'm a top 1,000 blogger, not a top 100 blogger, and I get hundreds of pitches by email every week. Most of them I don't even see because my assistant declines them.
Tim Ferriss
35.
So when I was told to work, ten, twelve hours a day as an assistant pro, I didn’t complain. It was normal.
Bernhard Langer
36.
I know that Martin Johnson [the England coach] was in the stands, but I didn't feel it was up to me to impress them. He and his assistant [Brian Smith] were here to support me.
Jonny Wilkinson
37.
If you could see a photograph of what it took to make an advertising photograph - things you don't think about, like the photo assistant carefully arranging the meatballs - the degree of unnaturalness would be astonishing. Yet it produces an image that looks natural, and is orchestrated to provoke basic emotional responses.
Sandy Skoglund
38.
I was painting sets, working in editorial as an assistant, driving their trucks... lying that I knew how to drive a truck... and doing commercials and documentaries.
Richard Donner
40.
I always stayed away from the studio environment as much as possible. But I just wanted to see if I could work in one. It's not easy. Just having an engineer's assistant around is enough for me to be uncomfortable. With more than one person there in the room, it feels strange.
Jack White
41.
I don't live lavishly, so it's not like I have 20 assistants and travel privately and shop every day.
Mila Kunis
42.
I know a lawyer who'd love to retire and be an assistant coach. I mean, it's fun.
Dean Smith
43.
Oh, I'm just Ego's assistant. It's not anything big.
Brad Bird
44.
I have an assistant in Vancouver to help me with my life.
Megan Gallagher
45.
Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.
Billy Bob Thornton
46.
If I were a young coach today, I would be extremely careful in selecting assistants.
John Wooden
47.
I dont have any assistants, I do it all myself, I dont have any secretaries.
Billy Sherwood
49.
I don't have lights, I don't have assistants, I just go and meet somebody and take a photograph. That's really basic, and that's how I used to work when I was 17 or 18 in Holland.
Anton Corbijn
50.
I'm very organized and tidy in my home life and I generally do something myself rather than farm it out to somebody else. I don't have an assistant or anything because I think I can do it myself.
Mark Strong