Assistants Quotes

Never have I had such assistants to disrobe me, and never have I put off my clothes before such a company

The physician is only nature's assistant.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.

Wherever my work may take me in the near future even if you should see me one day within the fortress - you can always count on me as your reliable assistant.

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

I must have assistants who will solve their own problems and tell me later what they've done.

But then, so far as I know, I am the only performer who ever pledged his assistants to secrecy, honor and allegiance under a notarial oath.

We are but the instruments or assistants, by whom God works.

I was raised in a Bronx public housing project, but studied at two of the nation's finest universities. I did work as an assistant district attorney, prosecuting violent crimes that devastate our communities.

Coach Graham rode you pretty hard, didn't he?" he said. I could barely muster a "yeah." That's a good thing," the assistant told me. When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, it means they've given up on you.

Well, I guess that early 12 string. The first Martin I bought. I bought it around 1957 with money I earned as a janitor assistant. I bought brand new. I still have that.

I could do nothing without my problems; they toughen my mind. In fact, I tell my assistants not to bring me their successes for they weaken me, but rather to bring me their problems, for they strengthen me.

I don't believe that your phone should be an assistant.

I was an assistant once. I worked for Rob Reiner and his family. I did sign a confidentiality agreement, though.

Is Jesus a Saviour who saves you, or is he an assistant who helps you save yourself?

If you want to drop off the face of the earth, just be an assistant coach.

I call myself the assistant cult leader.

I like to disappear in my roles because I don't have an assistant.

I have a very normal life. I go to the grocery store, I go to Target. I don't have an assistant, I don't have an entourage.

I've been an assistant for seven years now and I haven't had one head coaching interview. I'm doing something wrong.

I hate the word assistant. No one works for me. I work with everyone because I couldn't do anything without the people that I work with.

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

The presence of irony does not necessarily mean that the earnestness is excluded. Only assistant professors assume that.

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My ideas for the next collection always happen a couple of months before the show. I have learned to shut up and not bother my assistants with it.

Even someone as lowly as an assistant U.S. attorney has to undergo a background check, and you're asked a series of very invasive questions, and you're expected to tell the truth and they're under penalty of perjury. And you're asked those questions so you can't be blackmailed or extorted.

The only episode which was completely my idea was for Mitch Pileggi, the actor who portrays Skinner, the Assistant Director of the FBI. He appears often in the series, but only for a few scenes. You know virtually nothing about him. I wanted him to have an episode that was his alone, so I wrote Avatar for him. He even has a scene that's pretty . . . hot [knowing smile]. He was very happy.

So when I was told to work, ten, twelve hours a day as an assistant pro, I didn’t complain. It was normal.

If you could see a photograph of what it took to make an advertising photograph - things you don't think about, like the photo assistant carefully arranging the meatballs - the degree of unnaturalness would be astonishing. Yet it produces an image that looks natural, and is orchestrated to provoke basic emotional responses.

I know that Martin Johnson [the England coach] was in the stands, but I didn't feel it was up to me to impress them. He and his assistant [Brian Smith] were here to support me.

I was painting sets, working in editorial as an assistant, driving their trucks... lying that I knew how to drive a truck... and doing commercials and documentaries.

The importance of the assistant director cannot be overemphasized.

My assistants generally do all the flowers and all of the decorative work. I concentrate on the figure.

A manager is an assistant to his men.

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling! It's like a Tetris game.

Somebody else does the rigor and then I listen. I have an assistant, and my manager, and other people who hunt and find and send it to me, and then I just figure out which ones I can do justice to.

Each investigation team has a lawyer attached to it and there was a lawyer attached to me and my assistant.

The least-crowded channel for meeting high profile bloggers is in person. Email is the most difficult, the most crowded... I'm a top 1,000 blogger, not a top 100 blogger, and I get hundreds of pitches by email every week. Most of them I don't even see because my assistant declines them.

I dont have any assistants, I do it all myself, I dont have any secretaries.

I'd like to be an assistant producer to a reality show.

I don't have lights, I don't have assistants, I just go and meet somebody and take a photograph. That's really basic, and that's how I used to work when I was 17 or 18 in Holland.

I'm very organized and tidy in my home life and I generally do something myself rather than farm it out to somebody else. I don't have an assistant or anything because I think I can do it myself.

So I've had really great assistant directors for my last seven movies.

When I got back into the film business after college, I started out as a production assistant.

If I need something, even a pair of socks, my assistant has to get them for me.

I always stayed away from the studio environment as much as possible. But I just wanted to see if I could work in one. It's not easy. Just having an engineer's assistant around is enough for me to be uncomfortable. With more than one person there in the room, it feels strange.

I don't live lavishly, so it's not like I have 20 assistants and travel privately and shop every day.

I know a lawyer who'd love to retire and be an assistant coach. I mean, it's fun.

Oh, I'm just Ego's assistant. It's not anything big.