Babysitter Quotes

I'm a writer, and I will write what I want to write.

TV is the best babysitter.

My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5...she was 15.

Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter.

I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid

Don't let TV be a babysitter!!!!

Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter.

I suddenly realized that a bunch of my friends needed babysitters and vowed to start screening my calls.

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.