Banned Quotes

I've not given up hope the belly-putter will be banned. The R and A and the USGA are looking at it right now.

If I could have banned them all...I would have!

Nonsmokers should be banned from buying any product a smoker created.

I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.

You know I've had work banned.

I left Beijing in 1987, shortly before my books were banned there, but have returned continually.

No,you're officially banned from listening to us. Or thinking about this. Or even thinking about thinking about this, understand?

Being banned from UK will be minor irritant for [Donald] Trump, but catastrophic for local community around Turnberry.

I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.

Being an author of banned books is cool, I've decided.