Barmaids Quotes

An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid.

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results.

A good scientific theory should be explicable to a barmaid.