1.
As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.
Barry Webster
2.
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.
Barry Webster
3.
Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.
Barry Webster
4.
There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.
Barry Webster
5.
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
Barry Webster
6.
The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.
Barry Webster
7.
But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.
Barry Webster
8.
I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.
Barry Webster
9.
Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.
Barry Webster
10.
Rocks are more co-operative than people.
Barry Webster
11.
But once you describe something, you destroy it.
Barry Webster
12.
In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.
Barry Webster
13.
I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I'll be free.
Barry Webster