Bart Simpson Quotes

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.

I wanted to be Snoopy's girlfriend and when I got older I wanted to be Bart Simpson's girlfriend. Then I couldn't decide whether I wanted marry Snoopy or Michael Jackson - because he was God to me - or to just be them.