1.
A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.
Ernest Rutherford
2.
Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows.
James Crumley
3.
A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'
Foster Friess
4.
Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close?
Richard Thompson
5.
Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.
Larry McMurtry
7.
Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.
Mark Twain
8.
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.
Richard Kadrey
9.
My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. So that meant holidays, weekends, nights.
Marco Rubio