Best God Quotes

Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be.

Slight was the thing I bought, small was the debt I thought, Poor was the loan at best - God! but the interest!

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do.

God gives His best to those who leave the choice to Him.

Perhaps the best god would be like a woman, because only women really knew how to forgive

If we do our best, God will do the rest.

If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed.

At best, God can be viewed as nothing more than an uncaring incompetent father-figure

The things which must be, must be for the best, God helps us do our duty and not shrink, And trust His mercy humbly for the rest.

A fundie claimed "God invented science". All of science is tentative and approximate, also sometimes mistaken. Is that the best God can do?