1.
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
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2.
People are always asking me about eskimos, but there are no eskimos in Iceland.
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3.
Nature is our chapel.
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4.
Usually when you see females in movies, they feel like they have these metallic structures around them, they are caged in by male energy.
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5.
Iceland sets a world-record. The United Nations asked people from all over the world a series of questions. Iceland stuck out on one thing. When we were asked what do we believe, 90% said, 'ourselves'. I think I'm in that group. If I get into trouble, there's no God or Allah to sort me out. I have to do it myself.
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6.
I love being a very personal singer-songwriter, but I also like being a scientist or explorer.
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7.
I never really understood the word ‘loneliness’. As far as I was concerned, I was in an orgy with the sky and the ocean, and with nature.
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8.
Now that rock is turning 50, it's become classical in itself. It's interesting to see that development.
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9.
If you want to make something happen that hasn't happened before , you've got to allow yourself to make a lot of mistakes.
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10.
I find it so amazing when people tell me that electronic music has no soul. You can't blame the computer. If there's no soul in the music, it's because nobody put it there.
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11.
I have to re-create the universe every morning when I wake up, and kill it in the evening.
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12.
I am one of the most idiosyncratic people around.
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13.
When I was a teenager in Iceland people would throw rocks and shout abuse at me because they thought I was weird. I never got that in London no matter what I wore.
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14.
I love England. It's no coincidence it's the first place I moved to for a more cosmopolitan life, which is the only thing Iceland lacks.
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15.
If you wake up / And the day feels broken / Just lean into the crack
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16.
There are certain emotions in your body that not even your best friend can sympathize with, but you will find the right film or the right book, and it will understand you.
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17.
I am a grateful grapefruit.
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18.
I've always had as many powerful, creative ladies in my life as I have men, and you could probably describe some of those relationships as romantic. I think everyone's bisexual to some degree or another; it's just a question of whether or not you choose to recognise it and embrace it. Personally, I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavours.
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19.
For a person as obsessed with music as I am, I always hear a song in the back of my head, all the time, and that usually is my own tune. I've done that all my life.
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20.
It takes a long time to fully become who you are.
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21.
I don't expect people to get me. That would be quite arrogant. I think there are a lot of people out there in the world that nobody gets.
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22.
If travel is searching and home what's been found, I'm not stopping. I'm going hunting.
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23.
Everything that a guy says once, you have to say five times.
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24.
I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl.
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25.
I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
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26.
I'm self-sufficient. I spend a lot of time on my own and I shut off quite easily. When I communicate, I communicate 900 per cent, then I shut off, which scares people sometimes.
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27.
The English can be a very critical, unforgiving people, but criticism can be good. And this is a country that loves comedy.
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28.
It's invisible, what women do. It's not rewarded as much.
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29.
I'm going to prove the impossible really exists
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30.
There is this stereotype of Icelanders all believing in spirits, and I've played up to that a bit in interviews.
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31.
It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
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32.
I'm a bit of a nerd, I wouldn't mind working in a shop selling records, or having a radio show where I could play obscure singles.
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33.
I never want to know the range of my voice. It has to be impulsive, and I don't want to kill the mystery.
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34.
Emotions weren’t created to just lie around. You should experience things to the full. I’ve got a sense of the clock ticking. We have to feel all those things to the maximum. Like, I don’t eat a lot but I really love eating. And I like being precise and particular. There is a certain respect in that. If you can do your day depending on how you feel, and enjoy things as well.
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35.
I have written most of my melodies walking and I feel it is definitely one of the most helpful ways of sewing all of the different things in your life together and seeing the whole picture.
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36.
Maybe it's just a personal thing, but I get so much grounding from Iceland because I know it's always going to be there. I have a very happy, healthy relationship with the country, so it's really easy to go everywhere because I always have Iceland to go back to. It's sort of a contradiction, but that's how it works somehow.
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37.
Create a paradise anywhere you go.
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38.
I definitely can feel the third or fourth feminist wave in the air, so maybe this is a good time to open that Pandora’s box a little bit and air it out.
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39.
There's more to Life than this
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40.
Compared to America or Europe, God isn't a big part of our lives here. I don't know anyone here who goes to church when he's had a rough divorce or is going through depression. We go out into nature instead.
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41.
It seems that most the world is driven by the eye, right? They design cities to look great but they always sound horrible ... They design telephones to look great, but they sound horrible. I think it was about time that the other senses were celebrated.
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42.
Singing is like a celebration of oxygen.
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43.
Today has never happened and it doesn't frighten me.
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44.
I sometimes fall into the trap of doing what I think I should be doing rather than what I want to be doing.
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45.
If I had a philosophy, it's that I support the beautiful side of anarchy.
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46.
Love is a two way dream.
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47.
Seventy per cent humidity is ideal for vocal cords.
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48.
I've always appreciated working with people I have chemistry with, who are friends, and where you feel that the work is growing while you are getting to know each other better.
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49.
I’ve been traveling in Guatemala in the rainforest, and here all these houses are made of sticks. It seems so easy to make one.
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50.
I guess I'm quite used to not being understood rather than being understood.
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