1.
Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.
Homer
2.
I'm just a one-instrument player. I have been known to play a blender, but I basically play - just play the violin.
Itzhak Perlman
3.
The time has come to knock off this religion business in American politics. There's no end to the mischief that can occur. It is like putting nitroglycerine in a Waring blender.
Lowell P. Weicker, Jr.
5.
When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.
Stephan Pastis
6.
Have you ever wanted to put your head in a blender and turn on the liquefy switch? (Tate)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
7.
Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.
Jerry Seinfeld