1.
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights, drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Bobby Bare
2.
Songwriters are still the brightest people in any room.
Bobby Bare
3.
I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me. So for brains and good judgment, I'd give her a three.
Bobby Bare
4.
Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.
Bobby Bare
5.
I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.
Bobby Bare
6.
Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size.
Bobby Bare
7.
Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.
Bobby Bare
