Caddies Quotes

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.

Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton.

In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or his caddie intentionally with his ball and claim the hole - but it isn't usually done.

My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off.

Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.

When I push, the top part of the leg goes ahead of the bottom part, and you can hear a big plonk when it comes back. My caddie said 'What the hell was that?!

Just because you're a good caddie doesn't mean to say that you're the one that can put a player over the top. A good caddie doesn't necessarily help you've got to gel.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

"The caddie will only drink the more if overpaid," you say. Indeed! and to what good purpose do you apply the money you grudge to the poor? Is there something nobler in your gout and dyspepsia than in my caddie's red nose?

When you're told as a caddie we need to take a break, you're fired.

Don't worry about your caddie. He may be an irritating little wretch, but for eighteen holes he is your caddie.

If you want me to come and caddie for you full time, you've got to sit down and do some hard work and do some hard yards because that's what I expect.