1.
Why do all Republicans need Lego hair?
Cenk Uygur
2.
The withdrawal that Congress is debating now will only effect whether we leave somewhat gracefully or in complete panic and humiliation. Sistani has already made the decision. The Sunnis will not be coming back into the Iraqi government. The die is cast. The civil war will continue. George W. Bush will leave office a complete embarrassment. And he still won't know what happened to him.
Cenk Uygur
3.
The Israelis haven't done anything to the Palestinians. They treated them with flowers and roses.
Cenk Uygur
4.
Donald Trump didn't go to Vietnam. He said he had a medical problem. He got a medical deferment. Now his doctor says he's the healthiest man alive.
Cenk Uygur
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You can't get any more patriotic than dying for the country.
Cenk Uygur
6.
Donald Trump's a bigot without a shadow of a doubt.
Cenk Uygur
7.
Donald Trump is a disrupter, that's why he's winning.
Cenk Uygur
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In his life, Donald Trump's had a great track record of failure, bankruptcies, running from Vietnam, everything like that.
Cenk Uygur
9.
You know what's a savvy business move? Making a profit.
Cenk Uygur
10.
Donald Trump is actually a loser.
Cenk Uygur
