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It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
Claudette Colbert
2.
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.
Claudette Colbert
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I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.
Claudette Colbert
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If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
Claudette Colbert
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Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.
Claudette Colbert
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I've always believed that acting is instinct to start with; you either have it or you don't.
Claudette Colbert
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Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
Claudette Colbert
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It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
Claudette Colbert
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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
Claudette Colbert
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You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.
Claudette Colbert
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Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
Claudette Colbert
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I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.
Claudette Colbert