Cold Comfort Farm Quotes

I saw something nasty in the woodshed.

There have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm

Nature is all very well in her place, but she must not be allowed to make things untidy.

I do not object to the phenomena, but I do object to the parrot.

Here was an occasion, she thought, for indulging in that deliberate rudeness which only persons with habitually good manners have the right to commit.

Like all really strong-minded women, on whom everybody flops, she adored being bossed about. It was so restful.