Cookies Quotes

If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story.

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants.

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.

In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!

All the things I used to like - cookies, ice cream, gumbo - I don't like anymore.

If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop.

Classic Christmas cookies are really time-consuming. Instead, make a bar you can bake in a pan and just cut up, like a brownie or a blondie or a shortbread, which still has that Christmas vibe.

You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility.

I'm beginning to think cookies is a code word for something else." "Maybe it is." He tugged on my bag again as he took a confident step back, forcing me down another step. "And just think about it. If cookie was a code word, whatever it symbolizes, it's been in your mouth, sweetheart.

A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands.

Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie - because nobody f-‍-‍-ing wants them there.

Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have.

Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette.

What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies." "We're all going to want cookies if the world comes to an end," Mrs. Nesbitt agreed. "And chips and pretzels. If the world is coming to an end, why should I care about my blood pressure?" "Okay, we'll die fat," Mom said.

I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.

What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies.

I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never.

A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are easy and bland to watch. You can tune in at any time and know exactly where you are in the story arc because it's pretty much the same every week.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

I'm a pescatarian, so I don't eat red meat or pork. So my dinners usually consist of seafood in some way. And maybe cookies after!

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.

Fendi on my slippers & my cookies always slippery

When I was 9, my parents let me take a cab to the mall all by myself. I had hardly any money to spend, but I did have a very specific list of things I wanted to do: buy cookies and sit on the furniture at Sears.

I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough.

"So you have your price."... "Your soul for a cookie."

I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.

If you can’t change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?

Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you.

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.

Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies.

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.

Ive been competitive since day one. Even in little things as a child, like having a twin and a direct competitor for who makes better cookies.

They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie.

College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies!

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

If there is no happy ending. Make one out of cookie dough.

It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.

I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework.

Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.

There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole.

Did I mention I've finally decided on a nickname for you?" "I didn't know you were looking." Well, I've given the matter some serious thought." "And what have you come up with?" "Cookie," I anounced proudly. Xavier scrunched up his face. "No way." "You don't like it? What about Bumblebee?" "Worse." "Snookie-Wookie?" "Do you have any cyanide?" "Well, some of us are just a bit hard to please.