1.
I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.
Harry Caray
I'm perplexed about the allure of Cracker Jack. Have you ever purchased a box with anticipation of finding a reward inside, only to be disappointed? (pause) Here's my take on it.
2.
There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.
Khalid Abdul Muhammad
'No one is perfect, so if you spot a seemingly flawless individual, nip it in the bud before they can show their true colors.'
3.
Africa is God's country, and He can have it.
Groucho Marx
4.
the cracked plate has to be retained in the pantry, has to be kept in service as a household necessity. It can never be warmed on the stove nor shuffled with the other plates in the dishpan; it will not be brought out for company but it will do to hold crackers late at night or to go into the ice-box with the left overs.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
5.
Be nonviolent only with those who are nonviolent to you. And when you can bring me a nonviolent racist, bring me a nonviolent segregationist, then I'll get nonviolent. But don't teach me to be nonviolent until you teach some of those crackers to be nonviolent.
Malcolm X
8.
If there was ever any truth to the trickle-down theory, the only evidence of it I've ever seen was in that period of 1960 to 1965. All of sudden they were handing out major label recording contracts like they were coming in Cracker Jack boxes.
Dave Van Ronk
9.
It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker.
Brennan Manning
10.
We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.
Josh Hartnett
11.
Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.
Sharyn McCrumb
12.
There ain't no Coupe Deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box.
Meat Loaf
13.
I'm an insomniac lately. It's one of the many prizes you find in the Cracker Jack box of a crumbling [relationship].
Kristin Hannah
14.
Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you have to hunt for them. And when you find one, you savor it.
Mark R. Woodward
15.
So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker Jack box.
Laurell K. Hamilton
16.
Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.
Andy Kindler
17.
Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles!
P. C. Cast
18.
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.
Lily Tomlin