Curmudgeon Quotes

I'm an old curmudgeon and I know it.

I am no longer a curmudgeon. I am a curmudgeon emeritus.

I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.

In a way my reputation has become that of the curmudgeon.

I make a joke that I'm the Internet curmudgeon, but 'wary' is a good way to put it.