Cute Funny Quotes

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up.