Dave Quotes

Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.

Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.

I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay.

Turns out, not where, but who you're with that really matters.

I am who I am because of Dave Matthews Band

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

Remind me again what's wrong with Dave Matthews?" "Basically everything, except technical proficiency," Walter said. "Right." "But maybe especially the banality of the lyrics. 'Gotta be free, so free, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't live without my freedom, yeah yeah.' That's pretty much every song.

We vote to leave, we get rid of this Prime Minister - dishonest Dave [Cameron] - and we get a better Prime Minister.

Work is a surefire money-making scheme.

Dave couldn't remember the last time a grownup had apologized to him.

I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot.

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.

Somebody asked me the question not too long ago: 'Dave, do you think the music business has turned corrupt.' I said: 'Absolutely not - it has always been corrupt.'

I like Daughtry, I like Nickelback, I like Dave Matthews. I like Beyonce - she's a really good entertainer.

We used to get on planes, and they'd ask who we were, and we'd say, 'The Dave Brubeck Quartet', and they'd say, 'Who?' In later years they'd say, 'Oh', which amounts to the same thing.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

Dave thought he was bigger than Van Halen the band. So there was this catfight going on for 10 years.

You and me have a better time than most can dream of, better than the best.

But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.

Dave played an important part in our growing, but change occurs.

I wonder if Dave Bearden still dislikes me.

Boris [Johnson] and Dave [Cameron] gnawed each other's testicles [during the Tory civil war which blighted the EU referendum].

I like Dave Grohl, I guess he's a little newer. It makes you shake, it's uppity and spirited.

He (Dave Brower) is an emotionalist in an age of dangerous reason.

I've never seen a movie director who was happier to be directing a movie than Dave [Mamet]. His sets, everyone who's ever been involved with one of them will tell you of the funnest, funniest sets you can be on.

There aren't many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn't do it much.

Katie commented that Americans had lost the ability to enjoy themselves. "We watch television," Dave said.

Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph.

Dave Grohl have said a lot of really nice things about me that I don't know I deserve but it's nice of him regardless.

Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his mind?'

Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.

The moment where I realized how little I actually was, was when Dave Bautista picked me off the ground and I still wasn't even at his pec yet. I was like, "Oh my God, this man is massive."

Like officer Dave.He's never said much about his life, but I can tell he's scarred. And he knows I'm scarred too. The wounded always recognize the wounded. We can smell each other.

I started meeting the right people, like [producer] Dave [Okumu], who explained to me how songwriting is really simple - "just like shitting," he said. "You gotta let it all out." When he put it like that, however disgusting it is, it made a lot of sense to me.

Tommy Smothers is my longest mentor, and Dave Eggers is my youngest.

The best decision I ever made was to marry Dave.

I've got to include things like "I've Got A Crush On You," and put my stamp on it with the (openly gay) saxophonist Dave Koz.

I was a big Dave Winfield guy growing up.

There's a lot of Dave mania when I speak.

Dave Frank is one of the few people that can REALLY play!

Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.