1.
Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.
Jim Gaffigan
2.
While eating your appetizer, don't be concerned with dessert.
Wayne Dyer
3.
Creme Brulee is the ultimate 'guy' dessert. Make it and he'll follow you anywhere.
Ina Garten
7.
Big decisions in my life have always come easy and are made without hesitation. It is easier for me to make a life-changing decision than to decide what to get for dessert.
Tony Hawk
8.
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
Boris Johnson
9.
My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts.
Sofia Vergara
13.
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
14.
Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity.
Valerie Harper
15.
I have a sweet tooth. I love dessert, and if somebody makes me one, I'm going to have it.
Sarah Rafferty
17.
Keep rockin', and keep knockin' Whether you Louis Vuitton it up or Reebokin' You see the hate, that they're servin' on a platter So what we gon' have, dessert or disaster?
Kanye West
18.
I like to eat sweets. When I go to a restaurant, I'll read the dessert menu before I even look at the entrees.
Morris Chestnut
20.
I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert.
Monica Lewinsky
21.
If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
Janet Evanovich
22.
By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.
Ruby Wax
23.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert
Kris Kristofferson
24.
Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.
Johann Georg Hamann
25.
It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.
Jane Curtin
26.
If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
Karl Pilkington
27.
I love dessert. I can't be guilty about it because I have to taste everything. I experiment.
Martha Stewart
28.
You don't just change your whole life in one big step. It's the small things you do every day that pull over to the big things, like taking yourself out for coffee and eating a really good dessert when you're depressed could be the start to living a fulfilled life.
Marcy Dermansky
29.
Traditional British desserts with lots of custard are my biggest weakness - I particularly love the puds at St. John restaurant in East London.
Eva Green
30.
Some people prefer eating dessert to the main course. These people have never been really hungry.
Vera Nazarian
31.
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.
George Takei
32.
I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.
Brigid Berlin
33.
UML is not dessert topping and floor wax.
Grady Booch
34.
I am crazy for dessert. I eat everything. No one should be denied anything... just don't eat the whole thing.
Keri Russell
35.
My life didnʹt need to be on the line for me to enjoy dessert.
Richelle Mead
36.
The only obvious advantage to being an adult is that you can eat your dessert without haying sampled the vegetables.
Lisa Alther
37.
I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich.
Alber Elbaz
40.
There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.
Edgar Guest
41.
Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.
Denis Leary
42.
What is it with you and frozen desserts Why do you always want them?" "Because we live in a dessert.
Richelle Mead
43.
Here, in L.A., trust me, there will be fireworks from the canapés right through to the desserts.
Gordon Ramsay
45.
I'm weird about fruity desserts like lemony, acidic, zesty... I don't like lemon things and orange things, really.
Chrissy Teigen
46.
In the middle of a dessert, no one talks about the virtues of the Sun!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
47.
A good, stinky French cheese or a good Stilton. These are things I really, really love. Dessert I can obviously live without.
Anthony Bourdain