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Dessert Quotes

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Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.
Jim Gaffigan

Authors on Dessert Quotes: Janet Evanovich Richelle Mead Denis Leary Jim Gaffigan Sofia Vergara Grady Booch Ralph Waldo Emerson Michael Dorris Laura M. Brotherson Alber Elbaz Chrissy Teigen Johann Georg Hamann Ruby Wax George Takei Sarah Rafferty Monica Lewinsky Harold S. Kushner Anthony Bourdain Beverly Sills Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Kanye West Keri Russell Thornton Wilder Morris Chestnut Marcy Dermansky Wayne Dyer Martha Stewart Malin Akerman Bill Watterson Edgar Guest Jane Curtin Tony Hawk Lisa Alther
2.
While eating your appetizer, don't be concerned with dessert.
Wayne Dyer

3.
Creme Brulee is the ultimate 'guy' dessert. Make it and he'll follow you anywhere.
Ina Garten

4.
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
Bill Watterson

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desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.
Linda Sunshine

6.
I can't walk by chocolate without eating it.
Malin Akerman

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Big decisions in my life have always come easy and are made without hesitation. It is easier for me to make a life-changing decision than to decide what to get for dessert.
Tony Hawk

8.
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
Boris Johnson

9.
My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts.
Sofia Vergara

10.
Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
Thornton Wilder

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Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

12.
I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

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We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

14.
Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity.
Valerie Harper

15.
I have a sweet tooth. I love dessert, and if somebody makes me one, I'm going to have it.
Sarah Rafferty

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Fun can be the dessert of our lives but never its main course.
Harold S. Kushner

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Keep rockin', and keep knockin' Whether you Louis Vuitton it up or Reebokin' You see the hate, that they're servin' on a platter So what we gon' have, dessert or disaster?
Kanye West

18.
I like to eat sweets. When I go to a restaurant, I'll read the dessert menu before I even look at the entrees.
Morris Chestnut

19.
Sexual touch is the dessert of married life!
Laura M. Brotherson

20.
I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert.
Monica Lewinsky

21.
If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
Janet Evanovich

22.
By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.
Ruby Wax

23.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert
Kris Kristofferson

24.
Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.
Johann Georg Hamann

25.
It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.
Jane Curtin

26.
If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
Karl Pilkington

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I love dessert. I can't be guilty about it because I have to taste everything. I experiment.
Martha Stewart

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You don't just change your whole life in one big step. It's the small things you do every day that pull over to the big things, like taking yourself out for coffee and eating a really good dessert when you're depressed could be the start to living a fulfilled life.
Marcy Dermansky

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Traditional British desserts with lots of custard are my biggest weakness - I particularly love the puds at St. John restaurant in East London.
Eva Green

30.
Some people prefer eating dessert to the main course. These people have never been really hungry.
Vera Nazarian

31.
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.
George Takei

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I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.
Brigid Berlin

33.
UML is not dessert topping and floor wax.
Grady Booch

34.
I am crazy for dessert. I eat everything. No one should be denied anything... just don't eat the whole thing.
Keri Russell

35.
My life didnʹt need to be on the line for me to enjoy dessert.
Richelle Mead

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The only obvious advantage to being an adult is that you can eat your dessert without haying sampled the vegetables.
Lisa Alther

37.
I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich.
Alber Elbaz

38.
I never share credit or desserts.
Beverly Sills

39.
Dinner is to a day what dessert is to dinner.
Michael Dorris

40.
There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.
Edgar Guest

41.
Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.
Denis Leary

42.
What is it with you and frozen desserts Why do you always want them?" "Because we live in a dessert.
Richelle Mead

43.
Here, in L.A., trust me, there will be fireworks from the canapés right through to the desserts.
Gordon Ramsay

44.
With the exception of dessert, food is food.
Janet Evanovich

45.
I'm weird about fruity desserts like lemony, acidic, zesty... I don't like lemon things and orange things, really.
Chrissy Teigen

46.
In the middle of a dessert, no one talks about the virtues of the Sun!
Mehmet Murat Ildan

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A good, stinky French cheese or a good Stilton. These are things I really, really love. Dessert I can obviously live without.
Anthony Bourdain