Diapers Quotes

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.

Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your shoes off, then you have to take the liquids out, now we have to be patted down in our private areas because of the diaper bomber.

The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.

When in doubt, make funny faces.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

No one likes change... but babies in diapers.

Always remember your kid's name.

I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.

Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

Real men change diapers!

But homosexuality is a combat divider, dividing one's reason to live while taking breaks on the combat field to change diapers all because their treacherous sin causes them to lose control of their bowels.

Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get.

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over

I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.

I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.

Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.

Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce

An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.

I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will.

I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?

Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week.

There's no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me.

What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials.

I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do.

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9.

How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper.

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.

Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason

I was raised as a red diaper baby.