Dieting Quotes

Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.

Dieting: A system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer.

I don't believe in dieting, I don't believe in having certain moments in your life where you're healthy and then moments when you're like, "I'm going to eat whatever I want." It's just finding what works for your body and always eating healthy.

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.

It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

You can't have a world where 50 percent of the people are dieting and 50 percent of the people are starving if you want stability.

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.

What's wrong with extreme dieting and hard-core fitness plans is that they don't take into account the rest of your life.

Never measure yourself against magazine covers. Every 'perfect' body you see in a bikini is a result of weeks of dieting and exercise. And airbrushing.

I am a better person when I have less on my plate.

Once you have to start counting calories, it takes away from the joy of eating.

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.

The trouble with dieting is that a pound of will power takes off only an ounce of weight.

Dieting by portion control doesnt work because one is constantly fighting addictive drives.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.

Eat as much as you like-just don't swallow it.

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.

I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would lose and then I would go back to normal eating and would put it on and then some.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

There are studies that tell us that stress and lack of self-image, lack of self-esteem, severe dieting, binge dieting and binge eating can also be very damaging to a body and bring on various kinds of abnormalities.

The dieting wars have got to stop.

I was member of the Diet as long as it existed, until May 1933.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

I take care of myself, which includes dieting, exercising and minimising stress. I joke that I've been on a diet since 1974, which is basically true.

You'd think that I'd be dieting, but I'm not.

Old age is somewhat like dieting. Every day there is less of us to be observed.

My weight always fluctuates by 10 pounds. After trying Atkins and doing Nutrisystem a few times, now I’m just focused on maintaining a healthy lifestyle rather than dieting.

I think dieting is bad for you.

I hate dieting. Let’s just say that.

I think the noblest thing you can do is ask for help. And I mean that about therapy. I mean that about dieting.

I don't believe in dieting.

A mother who is obsessing about being thin and dieting and exercising is not going to be a very good mother.

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.

My ideal weight is moobless.

I have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have been doing the leg lifts.

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.

I alternate between reading cook books and reading diet books.

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.

Until I am ready to lose weight, I cannot see how fat I am.

I dieted all the time in the Sixties, but we had no idea what dieting meant - we thought it meant not eating anything.

Dieting is our last tie with asceticism.

Dieting makes me want to murder everyone around me.

The good thing about being pregnant is that I don't have to worry about sucking it in or dieting!