Dodgeball Quotes

I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya it feels phenomenal.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life.

Forget about where you want to be and go out and build stuff. Dodgeball came from being bored at work... things happen because you make them happen. Stop sketching, and start building.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

Now, I figured that the built-up gas in most boys' locker rooms was enough to cause an explosion, so I wasn't surprised when the flaming dodgeball ignited a huge WHOOOOOOOM!

I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals (Chapter 2)