My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
Ed Furgol
2.
Everybody has two swings-a beautiful practice swing and the choked-up one with with which they hit the ball. So it wouldn't do either of us a damned bit of good to look at your practice swing.
Ed Furgol
3.
Rumors and Manure both get spread around but only one is beneficial