1.
People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!
Edwin Edwards
2.
The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy
Edwin Edwards
3.
The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.
Edwin Edwards
4.
I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.
Edwin Edwards
5.
Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.
Edwin Edwards
6.
I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.
Edwin Edwards
7.
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
Edwin Edwards
8.
I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen
Edwin Edwards
9.
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
Edwin Edwards
