Elk Quotes

I once witnessed more ardent emotions between men at an Elks' Rally in Pasadena than they could ever have felt for the type of woman available to an Elk.

Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.

I haven't got anything against cats. I haven't got anything against elk either, but that doesn't mean I'm going to keep one in the store so I'll have a place to hang my hat.

It's true: Every time you kill an elk, you're saving some cow's life.

Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?

Call me crazy - I love elk meat!