1.
Busy people are never busybodies.
Ethel Mumford
2.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Ethel Mumford
3.
The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.
Ethel Mumford
4.
Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
Ethel Mumford
5.
The wages of Gin is Debt.
Ethel Mumford
6.
The doors of Opportunity are marked 'Push' and 'Pull'.
Ethel Mumford
7.
The greatest possession is Self-possession.
Ethel Mumford
8.
The danger lies not in the big ears of little pitchers, but in the large mouths.
Ethel Mumford
9.
The self-made man is often proud of a poor job.
Ethel Mumford
10.
The worst thing about cynicism is its truth.
Ethel Mumford
11.
Imagination makes cowards of us all.
Ethel Mumford
12.
Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan.
Ethel Mumford
13.
Where there is a will there's a law suit.
Ethel Mumford
14.
Contentment: The smother of invention.
Ethel Mumford
15.
An ounce of convention is worth a pound of explanation.
Ethel Mumford
16.
Those who 'cursed the day they were born' must have been infant prodigies.
Ethel Mumford
17.
Economy is the thief of time.
Ethel Mumford
18.
Better a live doggerel than a dead sonnet.
Ethel Mumford