1.
No book can be appreciated until it has been slept with and dreamed over.
Eugene Field
2.
What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar.
Eugene Field
3.
Not so, however, with books, for books cannot change. A thousand years hence they are what you find them to-day, speaking the same words, holding forth the same cheer, the same promise, the same comfort; always constant, laughing with those who laugh and weeping with those who weep.
Eugene Field
4.
Mr. Clarke played the King all evening as though under constant fear that someone else was about to play the Ace.
Eugene Field
5.
But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese.
Eugene Field
6.
Books do actually consume air and exhale perfumes.
Eugene Field
7.
The biggest fish he ever caught were those that got away.
Eugene Field
8.
Wynken, Blynken, and Nod one night
Sailed off in a wooden shoe, -
Sailed on a river of crystal light
Into a sea of dew.
Eugene Field
9.
A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.
Eugene Field
10.
All good and true book-lovers practice the pleasing and improving avocation of reading in bed ... No book can be appreciated until it has been slept with and dreamed over.
Eugene Field
11.
Let my temptation be a book, which I shall purchase, hold and keep.
Eugene Field
12.
All human joys are swift of wing, For heaven doth so allot it; That when you get an easy thing, You find you haven't got it
Eugene Field
13.
I'd like a stocking made for a giant, And a meeting house full of toys, Then I'd go out in a happy hunt For the poor little girls and boys; Up the street and down the street, And across and over the town, I'd search and find them everyone, Before the sun went down.
Eugene Field
14.
Ideas came with explosive immediacy, like an instant birth. Human thought is like a monstrous pendulum; it keeps swinging from one extreme to the other.
Eugene Field
15.
The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese!
Eugene Field
16.
He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.
Eugene Field
17.
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
Eugene Field
18.
Let my temptation be a book.
Eugene Field
19.
How gracious those dews of solace that over my senses fall At the clink of the ice in the pitcher the boy brings up the hall.
Eugene Field
20.
Father calls me William, sister calls me Will, Mother calls me Willie, but the fellows call me Bill!.
Eugene Field
21.
When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred,
He quoth: "A large cold bottle, and a small hot bird!"
Eugene Field
22.
Some statesmen go to Congress and some go to jail. It is the same thing, after all.
Eugene Field
23.
Used to think that luck wuz luck and nuthin' else but luck-- It made no diff'rence how or when or where or why it struck; But sev'ral years ago I changt my mind, an' now proclaim That luck's a kind uv science--same as any other game.
Eugene Field
24.
I never lost a little fish - Yes, I'm free to say. It always was the biggest fish I caught, that got away.
Eugene Field
25.
Have you an unexpurgated copy of Hannah More's 'Letters to a Village Maiden'?
Eugene Field
26.
But he who truly loves books loves all books alike, and not only this, but it grieves him that all other men do not share with him this noble passion. Verily, this is the most unselfish of loves!
Eugene Field
27.
There is a glorious candor in an honest quart of wine,
A certain inspitation which I cannot well define.
Eugene Field
28.
Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod, one night sailed off in a wooden shoe; Sailed off on a river of crystal light into a sea of dew. "Where are you going and what do you wish?" the old moon asked the three. "We've come to fish for the herring fish that live in this beautiful sea. Nets of silver and gold have we," said Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod.
Eugene Field