Euphemism Quotes

All euphemisms are dishonest, but many are designed to make life easier

Frankness is usually a euphemism for rudeness.

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.

A composite is a euphemism for a lie. It's disorderly. It's dishonest and it's not journalism.

Spoilt is a euphemism for loved.

The intangibles are a euphemism for we have no idea what we're looking for but we know it when we see it.

Global governance is just a euphemism for global government.

Gratitude is a euphemism for resentment.

Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It's never been anything but your religion.

It hurt, and that is not a euphemism. It hurt like a beating.

"Striking looking." That's a euphemism if I ever heard one.

Euphemisms are for the differently brained.

I've never been a fan of euphemism.