First Date Quotes

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.

Just don't pull out your phone at all on the first date.

Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside!