Funny Friend Quotes

Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

I don't like half the folks I love.

I don't believe in things like that - fairies or brownies or magic or anything. It's old-fashioned.' 'Well, we must be jolly old-fashioned then,' said Bessie. 'Because we not only believe in the Faraway Tree and love our funny friends there, but we go to see them too - and we visit the lands at the top of the Tree as well!

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.

I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.

Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too.

A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face.

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.

You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time.

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.

Every man should have a fair-sized cemetary in which to bury the faults of his friends.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?

Without friends the world is but a wilderness.

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.

What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is.

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd, Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.

I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.

Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends.

It is good to have some friends both in heaven and hell.

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.

Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends.

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.

Life is so much friendlier with two.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.

Why would anybody want a friend?