Funny Soccer Quotes

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

I'm not going to make it a target, but it's something to aim for.

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.

Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.

Yes, he is not unused to playing in midfield, but at the same time he's not used to playing there either.

John Bond has brought in a young left-sided midfield player, who I guess will play on the left side of midfield.

At least is was a victory and at least we won

We are really the victims of our own problems

Systems are made by players rather than players making systems

Playing in Italy was like being in a foreign country.

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself

At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.

Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away

I don't hold water with that theory

This is the one-off occasion and you can't get any bigger occasion than that

To me personally, it's nothing personal to me

I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.

Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.

Whelan was in the position he was, exactly

The margin is very marginal.

The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got

Football's all about 90 minutes

The dice are stacked against them