Funny Sports Quotes

Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.

Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand.

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.