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1.
I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week.
Bon Scott
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Terry Dill
Joan Rivers
Hilaire Belloc
Bon Scott
2.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
3.
Money gives me pleasure all the time.
Hilaire Belloc
4.
We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter.
Terry Dill
Thomas Carlyle
Paul McCartney
Ayn Rand
Samuel Johnson
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Sun Tzu
Robert Jordan
Herman Melville
Simone Weil
Neil Gaiman
Harry S. Truman
Fyodor Dostoevsky
William Faulkner
Ann Coulter
John Calvin
Miguel de Cervantes
George Harrison
Frank Zappa
Helen Keller
Joseph Campbell
Norman Vincent Peale
Sri Chinmoy
Don DeLillo
John McCain