Funny Women Quotes

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time.

I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.

What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.