Gini Koch Quotes

The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.

Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me

Once you go alien, you really do never go back.

I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.

We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.

I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.

I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.

My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.