1.
Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.
Abigail Van Buren
2.
Golfers are the greatest worriers in the world of sport.
Billy Casper
3.
If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
Ben Hogan
5.
No golfer can ever become too good to practice.
May Hezlet
6.
A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.
Harvey Penick
7.
The best exercise for golfers is golfing.
Bobby Jones
9.
The only shots you can be sure of are those you've had already.
Byron Nelson
10.
Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.
Gary McCord
11.
Ive always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer.
Dane DeHaan
12.
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.
Jay Mohr
13.
Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lot of them like tough courses.
Jack Nicklaus
14.
While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!
Chipper Jones
16.
Jones is the greatest golfer who ever lived and probably ever will live. That's my goal. Bobby Jones. It's the only goal.
Jack Nicklaus
17.
All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
Eric Linklater
18.
Ben Hogan is the most merciless of all the modern golfers.
Gene Sarazen
19.
A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.
William Glasser
20.
As a golfer, you feel like you're perpetually on the rack [in foursomes]. Mentally, it's very difficult.
Ben Crenshaw
21.
Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to.
Julius Boros
24.
I've always wanted to be a professional golfer and I'm glad that came true.
Karrie Webb
25.
The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.
P. G. Wodehouse
26.
Ron Syriac, a golf writer and friend, was quoted as saying, "Annika is no longer a female golfer. She's a golfer." That's truly all I ever aspired to be.
Annika Sorenstam
27.
No golfer has completed his education until he has played and studied Royal Dornoch.
Herbert Wind
28.
Professional golfer... what a life.
Billy Bush
30.
I've said before that the Ryder Cup is not the European Tour versus the American Tour. It's Europe's best golfers against the US.
Lee Westwood
31.
I think the image of golfers is terrific, and rightly so.
Pete Sampras
33.
I'm probably the only bottom-heavy golfer in the country.
Jack Nicklaus
35.
I gravitate toward the team thing. I'm not a golfer - I much prefer basketball.
Michael Eisner
36.
I've always wanted to be a professional golfer. So what if you always wanted to be an entrepreneur?
Guy Kawasaki
37.
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.
Larry David