Grover Quotes

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

You're a stalker with hooves." "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.

Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?