1.
I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.
Grumpy Cat
2.
The best things in life are . . . Annoying.
Grumpy Cat
3.
I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.
Grumpy Cat
4.
I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."
Grumpy Cat
5.
I had peanut butter once. It was awful.
Grumpy Cat
6.
I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.
Grumpy Cat
7.
Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.
Grumpy Cat
8.
I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.
Grumpy Cat
9.
It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.
Grumpy Cat
10.
[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.
Grumpy Cat
11.
Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.
Grumpy Cat
12.
I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.
Grumpy Cat
13.
I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.
Grumpy Cat
14.
I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.
Grumpy Cat
15.
I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.
Grumpy Cat
16.
I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.
Grumpy Cat
17.
I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.
Grumpy Cat
18.
Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.
Grumpy Cat