Gynecologists Quotes

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

Few gynecologists recommend to their heterosexual patients the most foolpoof of solutions, namely, misterectomy.

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

I'm Not a Gynecologist, but I'll take a Look.

I've been at stand-up 26 years now: After a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients.

There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.