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Gynecologists Quotes

1.
A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.
Daniel Tosh

Authors on Gynecologists Quotes: Joan Rivers George Carlin Daniel Tosh Darynda Jones Mary Daly Dov Davidoff Cathy Ladman Gena Showalter Emo Philips
2.
Few gynecologists recommend to their heterosexual patients the most foolpoof of solutions, namely, misterectomy.
Mary Daly

3.
I'm Not a Gynecologist, but I'll take a Look.
Gena Showalter

4.
I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.
George Carlin

5.
I've been at stand-up 26 years now: After a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients.
Emo Philips

6.
There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
Darynda Jones

7.
I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
Joan Rivers

8.
I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.
Cathy Ladman

9.
My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.
Joan Rivers

10.
If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.
Dov Davidoff