1.
Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.
Hank Ketcham
2.
Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.
Hank Ketcham
3.
Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you!
Hank Ketcham
4.
No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.
Hank Ketcham
5.
You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses you played.
Hank Ketcham
6.
Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.
Hank Ketcham
7.
Dennis to friend: No use crying, Joey. There aren't any grownups around.
Hank Ketcham
