Harry Dresden Quotes

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

I don't believe in faeries!

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.

I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.

Magic. It can get a guy killed.

Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.'......Harry Dresden

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.

I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions of godhood are all about sharing with your fellow maniacs.

Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute.

Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.

Marcone's scum... But he's his own scum.

All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm Harry Dresden. I'm the new Winter Knight.

Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.

I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, "Uh-oh.

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.