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Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
Francois Ozon
Authors on Hemorrhoids Quotes
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J.A. Konrath
Francois Ozon
George Carlin
Etgar Keret
Kyle Smith
Tom Coburn
Rodney Dangerfield
2.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids
George Carlin
3.
I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
Rodney Dangerfield
4.
Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane.
J.A. Konrath
5.
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress
Tom Coburn
6.
The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.
Etgar Keret
7.
The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.
Kyle Smith
Ezra Taft Benson
Adolf Hitler
Andy Stanley
John Green
William James
Barbara Kingsolver
Marianne Williamson
Marilyn Monroe
Charles Spurgeon
Tony Robbins
Mark Twain
Steve Jobs
Steven Wright
Douglas Adams
Hermann Hesse
Nicholas Sparks
Libba Bray
Sigmund Freud
Euripides
Calvin Coolidge
Mike Tyson
Stephen Fry
Confucius
Steve Martin