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Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
Francois Ozon
Authors on Hemorrhoids Quotes
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Rodney Dangerfield
J.A. Konrath
Francois Ozon
George Carlin
Etgar Keret
Kyle Smith
Tom Coburn
2.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids
George Carlin
3.
I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
Rodney Dangerfield
4.
Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane.
J.A. Konrath
5.
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress
Tom Coburn
6.
The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.
Etgar Keret
7.
The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.
Kyle Smith
Sandra Cisneros
Nicki Minaj
Ashleigh Brilliant
Jim Butcher
David Letterman
H. G. Wells
Ursula K. Le Guin
Joyce Carol Oates
Confucius
Sophocles
Simone Weil
Friedrich Schiller
David Foster Wallace
Moby
John Adams
Oprah Winfrey
Charles Darwin
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Christopher Hitchens
Thomas Merton
Laurell K. Hamilton
Stephen King
Karl Marx
Ronald Reagan