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Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
Francois Ozon
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Francois Ozon
George Carlin
Etgar Keret
Kyle Smith
Tom Coburn
Rodney Dangerfield
J.A. Konrath
2.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids
George Carlin
3.
I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
Rodney Dangerfield
4.
Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane.
J.A. Konrath
5.
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress
Tom Coburn
6.
The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.
Etgar Keret
7.
The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.
Kyle Smith
Thomas Carlyle
Paul McCartney
Ayn Rand
Samuel Johnson
Plato
Sun Tzu
Robert Jordan
Herman Melville
Simone Weil
Neil Gaiman
Harry S. Truman
Fyodor Dostoevsky
William Faulkner
Ann Coulter
John Calvin
Miguel de Cervantes
George Harrison
Frank Zappa
Helen Keller
Joseph Campbell
Norman Vincent Peale
Sri Chinmoy
Don DeLillo
John McCain