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Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
Francois Ozon
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Rodney Dangerfield
J.A. Konrath
Francois Ozon
George Carlin
Etgar Keret
Kyle Smith
Tom Coburn
2.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids
George Carlin
3.
I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
Rodney Dangerfield
4.
Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane.
J.A. Konrath
5.
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress
Tom Coburn
6.
The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.
Etgar Keret
7.
The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.
Kyle Smith
Brandon Sanderson
Zach Braff
Frank Zappa
Milan Kundera
Laurell K. Hamilton
James Patterson
William Faulkner
John McCain
Zig Ziglar
Edward Snowden
Plato
Brené Brown
Henry Ward Beecher
Rick Riordan
Lucy Maud Montgomery
Jorge Luis Borges
Libba Bray
Hunter S. Thompson
George Santayana
Oscar Wilde
Sandra Cisneros
Jimmy Fallon
Laozi
Ellen Hopkins