1.
Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.
John Mulaney
I am an unfamiliar individual without shelter, of same-sex orientation, and afflicted with HIV.
2.
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
Garry Shandling
3.
We have come dangerously close to accepting the homeless situation as a problem that we just can't solve.
Linda Lingle
4.
Seven out of 10 Americans are one paycheck away from being homeless.
Pras Michel
5.
Public housing is more than just a place to live, public housing programs should provide opportunities to residents and their families.
Carolyn McCarthy
6.
Empirically, all pornography is made under conditions of inequality based on sex, overwhelmingly by poor, desperate, homeless, pimped women who were sexually abused as children.
Catharine MacKinnon
7.
Don't try to drive the homeless into places we find suitable. Help them survive in places they find suitable.
Daniel Quinn
8.
I am thrice homeless, as a native of Bohemia in Austria, as an Austrian among Germans, and as a Jew throughout the world. Everywhere an intruder, never welcomed.
Gustav Mahler
9.
There's no reason someone who has fought for their country should be homeless of jobless.
Chris Kyle
10.
Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle's no. They're not allowed.
Daniel Tosh
11.
We just can’t stop people from being homeless if that’s their choice.
Tony Abbott
12.
I was born and raised in the ghetto, on welfare, two minutes from homeless.
will.i.am
14.
Persons who have been homeless carry within them a certain philosophy of life which makes them apprehensive about ownership.
Jerzy Kosinski
15.
Mario you are a great chef but you look like a homeless James Gandolfini.
Jim Norton
17.
We do not follow a health and wealth savior. We follow a homeless and wounded Savior.
David Platt
18.
To be homeless in America is to live like a fugitive. The destitute are our own native-born "illegals."
Barbara Ehrenreich
19.
It's not being homeless that matters. It's about who you are. Keep striving and you become somebody. Quit and you also become somebody.. but not the same person.
Robert Kiyosaki
20.
I grew up with a family that had very little and were at times homeless.
Misha Collins
21.
I'm practically broke and homeless. This fatal city, Antioch, has devoured all my money: this fatal city with its extravagant life.
C.P. Cavafy
23.
You never know what's going to happen with television these days.
Patrick Warburton
24.
When homeless people go camping, how do they know?
Dana Gould
25.
I don't want to scrounge around and be homeless, and I want to finish my education.
Callan McAuliffe
26.
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
Larry David
27.
I'm the person who stops and gives any homeless person any money that they want.
Shannen Doherty
28.
Chronically homeless means constantly homeless; it means repeatedly homeless.
Linda Lingle
29.
I lived rough, by my wits, was homeless, lived on the streets, lived on friends' floors, was happy, was miserable.
Ben Okri
30.
I have always felt a little homeless. It's a strange thing.
Annie Lennox
32.
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
Bob Monkhouse
34.
I developed a loyal following. No one knew I was homeless.
Jewel
36.
Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?
Robert Clark
37.
I made The Instigator while I was homeless as a result of 9/11, and there was some stuff on there that was really raw and directly out of that experience
Rhett Miller
39.
The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off?
Frank Carson
41.
Unlove's the heavenless hell and the homeless home.
e. e. cummings
43.
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Henny Youngman
44.
There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless.
Cynthia Nixon
45.
A homeless man standing at the off-ramp: the question in these moments isn't whether Jesus is in Him, but in me.
Mark Hart
46.
In June, 2010, I moved out of my apartment and I have been mostly homeless ever since.
Brian Chesky
47.
Many overlook the fact that Jesus was homeless. He did not only teach the poor; He lived among them.
Dillon Burroughs
48.
To anyone who is homeless, I say, find a home.
Ben Okri
49.
I had to succeed. Failure means I would have to be homeless again.
Elie Tahari
50.
Obviously, I'm not homeless. I'm not an old alcoholic. I'm not jumping trains. I just like to live in a certain way.
Patti Smith