1.
I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns.
Ella Fitzgerald
2.
Mainly I was able to perform with music - I played the French horn, I would sing, and I was a drummer in the pipe band. So I think it was a way to show off.
Ewan McGregor
3.
One bites into the brass mouthpiece of his wooden cudgel, and the other blows his cheeks out on a French horn. Do you call that Art?
Franz Schubert
4.
Esquire, in a July, 1957 issue, has a photograph of me playing the French horn at the Five Spot.
David Amram
5.
The horns came riding in like the rainbow masts of silver ships.
Peter S. Beagle
6.
We had an old Victrola with the old bulldog they used to have there. The horn would come out.
Jay McShann
7.
I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.
Norman Wisdom
9.
A horny Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamond
Pete Edochie
10.
My solution to the problem would be to tell the North Vietnamese Communists frankly that they've got to drawn in their horns and stop their aggression or we're going to bomb them into the stone age.
Curtis LeMay
11.
My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways.
Lalu Prasad Yadav
12.
If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.
Carlos Santana
13.
Spin Me Round was number one all over the world, everywhere. It changed the face of pop music, no question. We took technology further than Trevor Horn.
Pete Waterman
14.
If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
Richard Pryor
16.
As a horn player, the greatest compliment one can get is when a person comes to you and says, 'I heard this saxophone on the radio the other day and I knew it was you. I don't know the song, but I know it was you on sax.'
Clarence Clemons
17.
When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
Penelope Spheeris
18.
There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
Colleen McCullough
20.
There are mornings when all men experience with fatigue a flush of tenderness that makes them horny.
Jean Genet
21.
I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
Johnny Bench
23.
I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you've got to have an engine and a caboose. I think it's better to train the caboose. You train yourself, you strain yourself.
Don Van Vliet
24.
I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros.
Dana Gould
26.
I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny.
Antonio Cassano
27.
I was horny, but I was innocent 'cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely.
Patti Smith
28.
But if I didn't have to make money, I would still play my horn.
Sonny Rollins
29.
You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.
Pamela Hansford Johnson
30.
I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.
Jerry Lawler
31.
I was so horny in school it felt like my body was filled with electricity. I felt like I had neon bones or something.
Patti Smith
33.
I always felt as a horn player, a jam session wasn't satisfying enough for me. I should have been a rhythm section player, actually.
Lee Konitz
34.
Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.
Sherry Argov
36.
With horns and a full rhythm section, the drums always looked like the best seat in the house.
Levon Helm
37.
I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace.
Sylvia Day
38.
I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.
John Mayer
39.
It's said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It's the wind from the dinner horn that does it.
O. Henry
40.
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
Tom Waits
41.
Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?” “You’re only calling him a pimp because he’s here. At Marcie’s.” “Yeah, so?” “He’s being nice.” I elbowed her. “Smile back.” “Being nice? He’s being horny.
Becca Fitzpatrick
42.
There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear!
Cecily von Ziegesar
43.
I learned, too, how it was possible with the help of the picture and action to transform an apparently insignificant violin passage into an incident, and to lift a simple horn call into a thing of stupendous significance by means of scenic emphasis.
Anton Seidl
44.
When I found the music of Monk I finally found music that fit that horn. Every one of his tunes fit it perfectly.
Steve Lacy
45.
So it's really hard for a horn player to comp. But I'm totally into trying to switch those paradigms around and find a little magic space where that works, and try to mine that.
Charlie Hunter
46.
And for me the only way to live life is to grab the bull by the horns and call up recording studios and set dates to go in recording studios. To try and accomplish something.
John Frusciante
47.
When you have 13 horns, and one is soloing, you have 12 people to play the richest, fullest chord you could ever imagine behind that solo.
Carla Bley
48.
There is always work, and tools to work withal, for those, who will.
Henry Ward Beecher
50.
I can play every instrument there is, every horn, I've played all the saxes and trumpets and everything and keyboards.
Dick Dale