1.
It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy.
Mark Twain
2.
I only watch TV when I go to hotels.
Joss Stone
3.
Sure, we loaned money to build hotels and casinos in Las Vegas. So what? Las Vegas borrowers were good customers.
Jimmy Hoffa
4.
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
Mignon McLaughlin
5.
Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby.
Paul-Jean Toulet
6.
In Positano, I like the San Pietro Hotel, which is run by a friend whose family has owned the hotel for more than 100 years.
Ivana Trump
7.
This book was company for me - I wrote these things when I was in hotels, far from where I normally live. I never intended to publish it.
Catherine Deneuve
8.
[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
Billy Wilder
9.
This life at best is but an inn, and we the passengers.
James Howell
10.
I am Eloise. I am six. I live at the Plaza hotel.
Kay Thompson
11.
It was never decreed that a god mustn't pay hotel bills.
Bertolt Brecht
12.
My definition of a good hotel is a place I'd stay at.
Robert De Niro
13.
I lived in a hotel across the street from Disneyland for a month.
Steve Cropper
14.
If you're a person who says yes most of the time, you'll find yourself in the hotel business and the restaurant business.
Francis Ford Coppola
15.
I am tired of hotels promising to go the extra mile only to have them refuse to go round the corner!
Richard Quest
16.
Boutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No one's polishing their shoes.
Jim Gaffigan
17.
Hotel Food !!, If i eat i will get Obesity, if i don't eat i will get Acidity...WHAT THE F...O...O...D...!!
Vinay Kumar
18.
Why is Wi-Fi free at cheap hotels, but $14 a night at expensive ones?
David Pogue
19.
I'd love a day devoid of responsibilities. I've often thought about going to a hotel just to have a day away from everything.
Sue Townsend
20.
I never eat where the hotel recommends. I do my own research and then try the most highly rated options.
L'Wren Scott
21.
[Eva Braun] also stayed with [Adolf Hitler] at the Hotel Imperial in Vienna, the Hotel Dreesen in Bad Godesberg and a few other places. I was never with her in these places, though my mother was there in Vienna.
Gretl Braun
22.
Producing is a thankless task akin to hotel management. Unfortunately there are not too many good hotel managers.
David Hemmings
23.
London is a huge shop, with a hotel on the upper storeys.
George Gissing
24.
I feel like I've spent the last five years of my life on the road. It hasn't affected my songs but it's probably affected everything else about me. Obviously, the more you travel, the wilder the things that keep happening to you, the more likely it is you'll get complete strangers knocking on your hotel room door.
Nick Cave
25.
If I'm staying in a hotel or I'm sleeping on my own I have the hairdryer on.
Wayne Rooney
26.
I think the great thing about art is that you can create it anywhere. I made a record of cover tunes on my laptop in hotel rooms throughout Europe last year and it is still very much a "Kasey Anderson" record.
Kasey Anderson
27.
All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.
Mark Twain
28.
People who are under certain stress have aquariums. Aquariums are classically either a reproduction of nature or a decorative element, like the ones you can see in big hotels.
Pierre Huyghe
29.
I really have paid my dues! When I get to stay in fancy hotel suites these days I remind myself of that.
Rita Ora
30.
I never write about the road. I never write about hotels or anything like that.
Taylor Swift
31.
The most difficult thing about being well known? Getting out of a hotel room at 4am.
Jack Nicholson
32.
'Christopher Walken' is my "Hotel California," but I've done it so much
Jay Mohr
33.
I love Tokio Hotel and their music, their makeup, their hairstyles and their subtlety.
Lady Gaga
34.
Supergroupies don't have to hang around hotel corridors. When you are one, as I have been, you get invited backstage.
Germaine Greer
35.
You're at the hotel and after that you go to the venue and sit there and wait.
Dave Lombardo
36.
I was very nervous at the beginning of Hotel du Nord.
Marcel Carne
37.
I was referred to Mike Jones from the concierge at a Marriott hotel when I asked for a masseur... It was during the massage that it started to become sensual, and that led to him masturbating me.
Ted Haggard
38.
I don't flaunt my money. I like to stay at nice hotels but I'm not a flashy chick. I haven't got much jewellery or anything.
Beyonce Knowles
39.
Hotel life is about the same in every latitude.
Fanny Fern
40.
I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.
Louie Anderson
41.
I suspected that what happens in hotel rooms rarely lasts outside of them. I suspected that when something was a beginning and an ending at the same time, that meant it could only exist in the present.
David Levithan
43.
I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.
Marcus Brigstocke
44.
Nothing moves at the Hotel New Hampshire! We're screwed down here-for life!
John Irving
45.
Indian hotels are doing well globally because they understand hospitality.
Zubin Mehta
46.
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.
Lewis Black
47.
I'm happy because I won't have to train again, or travel or sit in team hotels.
Romario
49.
Hotel rooms inhabit a separate moral universe.
Tom Stoppard
50.
Due to my work, I tend to stay in hotels a lot of the time, and I generally prefer smaller hotels, as you tend to get better service than in the larger hotels.
Jools Holland