1.
It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy.
Mark Twain
2.
I only watch TV when I go to hotels.
Joss Stone
3.
Sure, we loaned money to build hotels and casinos in Las Vegas. So what? Las Vegas borrowers were good customers.
Jimmy Hoffa
4.
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
Mignon McLaughlin
5.
Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby.
Paul-Jean Toulet
6.
In Positano, I like the San Pietro Hotel, which is run by a friend whose family has owned the hotel for more than 100 years.
Ivana Trump
7.
[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
Billy Wilder
8.
This book was company for me - I wrote these things when I was in hotels, far from where I normally live. I never intended to publish it.
Catherine Deneuve
9.
I lived in a hotel across the street from Disneyland for a month.
Steve Cropper
10.
If you're a person who says yes most of the time, you'll find yourself in the hotel business and the restaurant business.
Francis Ford Coppola
11.
This life at best is but an inn, and we the passengers.
James Howell
12.
I am Eloise. I am six. I live at the Plaza hotel.
Kay Thompson
13.
It was never decreed that a god mustn't pay hotel bills.
Bertolt Brecht
14.
My definition of a good hotel is a place I'd stay at.
Robert De Niro
15.
Hotel Food !!, If i eat i will get Obesity, if i don't eat i will get Acidity...WHAT THE F...O...O...D...!!
Vinay Kumar
16.
Why is Wi-Fi free at cheap hotels, but $14 a night at expensive ones?
David Pogue
17.
I am tired of hotels promising to go the extra mile only to have them refuse to go round the corner!
Richard Quest
18.
Boutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No one's polishing their shoes.
Jim Gaffigan
19.
[Eva Braun] also stayed with [Adolf Hitler] at the Hotel Imperial in Vienna, the Hotel Dreesen in Bad Godesberg and a few other places. I was never with her in these places, though my mother was there in Vienna.
Gretl Braun
20.
I'd love a day devoid of responsibilities. I've often thought about going to a hotel just to have a day away from everything.
Sue Townsend
21.
I never eat where the hotel recommends. I do my own research and then try the most highly rated options.
L'Wren Scott
22.
I was very nervous at the beginning of Hotel du Nord.
Marcel Carne
23.
I was referred to Mike Jones from the concierge at a Marriott hotel when I asked for a masseur... It was during the massage that it started to become sensual, and that led to him masturbating me.
Ted Haggard
24.
Hotel life is about the same in every latitude.
Fanny Fern
25.
I don't flaunt my money. I like to stay at nice hotels but I'm not a flashy chick. I haven't got much jewellery or anything.
Beyonce Knowles
27.
I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.
Louie Anderson
28.
I suspected that what happens in hotel rooms rarely lasts outside of them. I suspected that when something was a beginning and an ending at the same time, that meant it could only exist in the present.
David Levithan
29.
Nothing moves at the Hotel New Hampshire! We're screwed down here-for life!
John Irving
30.
I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.
Marcus Brigstocke
31.
Indian hotels are doing well globally because they understand hospitality.
Zubin Mehta
32.
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.
Lewis Black
33.
I'm happy because I won't have to train again, or travel or sit in team hotels.
Romario
35.
Hotel rooms inhabit a separate moral universe.
Tom Stoppard
36.
Due to my work, I tend to stay in hotels a lot of the time, and I generally prefer smaller hotels, as you tend to get better service than in the larger hotels.
Jools Holland
37.
All good hotels tend to lead people to do things they wouldn't necessarily do at home.
Andre Balazs
38.
It's weird not having companionship and not having somebody to talk to. I have two goldfish in my hotel room. They said, "If you would like companionship, we can bring you a goldfish." I was like, "Bring me a goldfish!" I have two because when I needed the water changed they brought another one. I was like, "Don't take Desmond!"
Fiona Apple
39.
Producing is a thankless task akin to hotel management. Unfortunately there are not too many good hotel managers.
David Hemmings
40.
London is a huge shop, with a hotel on the upper storeys.
George Gissing
41.
I feel like I've spent the last five years of my life on the road. It hasn't affected my songs but it's probably affected everything else about me. Obviously, the more you travel, the wilder the things that keep happening to you, the more likely it is you'll get complete strangers knocking on your hotel room door.
Nick Cave
42.
If I'm staying in a hotel or I'm sleeping on my own I have the hairdryer on.
Wayne Rooney
43.
I think the great thing about art is that you can create it anywhere. I made a record of cover tunes on my laptop in hotel rooms throughout Europe last year and it is still very much a "Kasey Anderson" record.
Kasey Anderson
44.
All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.
Mark Twain
45.
People who are under certain stress have aquariums. Aquariums are classically either a reproduction of nature or a decorative element, like the ones you can see in big hotels.
Pierre Huyghe
46.
I really have paid my dues! When I get to stay in fancy hotel suites these days I remind myself of that.
Rita Ora
47.
I never write about the road. I never write about hotels or anything like that.
Taylor Swift
48.
The most difficult thing about being well known? Getting out of a hotel room at 4am.
Jack Nicholson
49.
'Christopher Walken' is my "Hotel California," but I've done it so much
Jay Mohr
50.
I love Tokio Hotel and their music, their makeup, their hairstyles and their subtlety.
Lady Gaga